A myth submitted to the site by Lily Potter The Second
Deep Space, USA
Once upon a time there was a boy who lived in a desert. The desert was very boreing, but he wanted to have a big adventure someday. Then he met two robots and decided to go save the galaxy and a pretty girl, so they all went off to see the crazy old man who lives in the desert. He told the boy his dad was knight and gave him a magic sword.
Then it was time to go into space, but first they needed a ship and a captain. This one guy looked good, plus he had a big hairy sidekick. They headed for a planet, but it exploded, so they went to this huge space station instead. They got chased by some bad guys, found the pretty girl, lost the crazy old man, and got away.
Then they came back and blew it up. They lived happily ever after, until the bad guys found their seacret base and messed everything up. The captain and the pretty girl and the hairy sidekick hid in some space rocks, and the boy went to learn how to be a real knight, just like his dad! But the ship got eaten by a huge monster, and the boy didn't do so well.
Then the captain went to see his best friend in the whole wide world who betrayed them! The boy went back to help his friends, but he was too late. The End!