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How Grumpy Fell in the Pit

A myth submitted to the site by Jared Schaf

Walmart, Turkey

Humy Dumpedy or whatever his name is got kicked out of the big shoe, because he was being a rotten egg. So he moved to the Great Walls of China. He sat next to Mulan's father.

One Day, Fiddler on the Roof fell on the Roof, and hit Humpy dupmy or whatever his names is, I don't care. He cracked his shell, and turned into Happy Feet. Mulan was scared of dancing penguins, so she moved to Jamaica. Shrek sort of had a crush on Mulan, and he was mad, so he scared Happy Feet away. Prince charming was so jealous of this, that he dropped Repunzel. Repunzel and Shrek became in loved, and got married.

Two years later hey had seven children, known as the seven dwarves. One day, Snow White came by, and the seven dwarves dueled to see which one would get her. Grump won. So Snow White did suicide. Grumpy was so mad that he went for a walk. He bumped into Prince Charmin, and they plotted revenge to kill Shreck. Then all of the sudden, a big lion pushed them into a pit. Randomly out of the no where, theu lion just like go dead.

FOr three days straight, they were stuck in the pit. ne day, Phineas and Ferb came by, and took Grumpy out of the pit. They were too tired to take Prince Charming out. Grumpy was thinking about Snow White, and killed all of them out of anger. And then Zach and Cody lived happily ever after, becasue they ewre the brothers with fame in the world. The End.

Thismoral teaches us that we should not sit on the Great Walls of China, or else Fiddler on the Roof might fall on you.

By Jared Schaf
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