If you think your life is different well it can’t be weirder than this…
One day a girl named Girble ate a bug. Now she didn’t mean to. She was at Dannyo’s Pizzeria (this is a pizzeria in Sirbely, Dagonstates). She ordered the Super Duper Duper Spicy Pepperoni Pizza. Borby the fry cook was not paying any attention and a Zaperbug flew in the dough that Borby was kneading. As he kneaded the Zaperbug got smashed into the dough.
So, as he cooked the pizza the Zaperbug baked into the pizza even more. Apparently a Zaperbug has a virus that if you eat one you turns into a human Zaperbug.
So when Girble ate the pizza, at midnight, she turned into one. So to this very day Sirbely ,Dagonstates is very afraid of Girble Basonie the human Zaperbug.