One day long ago there was a blob of mud. Mr.Mud was his name. He was king of Nowhere-land. He was in his dressing room getting dressed in a suit.
"How do I look?!" asked Mr.Mud.
"Like Brad Pit" said his servant.
"Ok, but I will ask the Mirror. "Mirror,Mirror on the wall, who is the coolest of them all!?"
"Bob Pickles" said the mirror.
Mr.Mud was angry and sent his army and 2 air-strikes to Bob's home.
Bob was gardening so he saw that the planes said, Air Blob so he ran off and made a plan to sneak-attack on Mr.Mud. Bob made it to the palace and out came the Blob.
"you shall die today Bob" said Mr.Mud.
But Bob said he wanted to make a deal..." I will be wierd forever if you have a shower" said Bob.
Mr.Mud agreed and got in his shower( that was never used).
Bobs plan worked and Mr.Mud melted into a ball of slimey muck. Bob was now the new king of Nowhere-land.