Once a long time ago about 50,000 years ago there was a legend called Rorinch in Egypt, he died one day. He was sent into a tomb. All the residents of Egypt wanted to get inside Rorinch's tomb. One resident (uplawk) was jealous of Rorinch without Rorinch knowing, so the other residents decided to make a war against uplawk and his friends (5 friends) well obviously the other residents won the war. But unfortunately Rorinch was on upwalk's side when he 'died'. This was because uplawk did everything for him.
So that very night Rorinch was powerful enough to come back alive. When everyone was in the pyramid sleeping Rorinch went to the hide out where he would find upwalk and his friends. That night they all decided to go and have another army and then that time Rorinch, upwalk and upwalk's 5 friends won, that was obviously because Rorinch was on that side. So all the residents went to Rorinch and asked why was you battling with them 6 people and not us?
"BECAUSE YOU LOT NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR ME BUT THEY WAS ALWAYS RUSHING AROUND AFTER ME!" so the other residents walked off with upwalk so the residents said "UPWALK WE DON'T WANT YOU GO AWAY... INFACT WHO WOULD WANT YOU ANYWAY" so that caused upwalk to walk off and then all the residents decided to have another battle...this time wipeeeeeeeee yayyyyyyy the residents won and that was the end of upwalk Rorinch and Upwalks friends.