Before The Universe Began, The only thing in existence was the cosmic goat.
It Just floated around in the nothingness of space.
But the cosmic goat was very, very hungry, so it ate its own leg, 4-6 hours later, the leg was digested and came out the goats other side as a sphere. The sphere then exploded
(The Big Bang!) creating the universe and everything in it.
And This Is How The Universe was Created.