Long time ago there was a God named Tom . He was put in charge of the rain but he wasnt the very good it at it. His immune system never functioned correctly so he got sick most of the time when working with making rain. He would get a colds and so he would cough and sneeze up a storm!
Well one day he couldnt prevent himself from sneezing and so he sneezed all over different parts of the world. The humans were terrified. But humans got very curious of the gods snot it wasnt like the rest of theres. So they did some testing and found out it could be used for man. They named it oil. They were so very excited about this gods oil. They allowed him to sneeze all over the world at different locations. So the god stayed happily for the rest of his life