John was the youngest son of Loki the King in Heaven. He was told that the world below was cursed and the only way to stop it was to kill the Batkey, who lived in the secret woods. John was told to slay the beast and come back with it's head on a stick.
The God of War, Vector, gave him an axe made of unbreakable diamond and a shield which would blind bad people who look into it. He head to Earth straight away and found the portal to the secret woods. He turned around and saw a wrecked house with a giant hole in it. Then he heard a noise from behind the house he heard the sound of bones being crunched. Then a flying object flew over the house, grabbing John's chest.
John reached for his sword and stabbing the beast in the chest. It's face healed and John then stabbed it's heard and it fell down, squealing last breaths then John stuck the sword in it's head and flew back to Heaven. His Father was pleased and he remained in Heaven for the rest of his life.