A young boy found a bottle in a graveyard in Ireland. The bottle was clear but inside a grey cloud of smoke. A piece of paper was stuck to the side and it said "Dare ye open thy bottle, it thy do ye will regret thyself..."
The cheeky boy ignored the note and shake the bottle.
The bottle shook and then jumped of his hands and started echoing the note on the piece of paper. Then the lid popped of and the ground shook. Out came Sorrow, Pain, Sadness, Depression, Doom and other mean things.
When the boy really started regretting, a tiny bit of love came out of the bottle and took care of him and he was never ever cheeky AGAIN!!