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The Cow Farmer

A myth submitted to the site by Drew

Oklahoma, Usa

One day a farmer was milking his cows and then a chicken ran and kidded the cow to make it mad and kill the farmer. The chicken hated the farmer. So the chicken kicked the cow and the cow kidded the farmers head off and killed him. The cow did not know that the chicken kicked him he thought it was the farmer. So the farmer was buried by his wife. The chicken was very happy and partied all night.

The next few weeks were slow and not exciting but peaceful now that the farmer was dead. So one night it was a full moon and the chicken was asleep and all of the sudden the farmer came out of the ground to get revenge. He was a ghost. But he didn't have a head so he kept tripping and smacking the barn. He finally got to the chicken coop and grabbed the chicken and dropped kicked it across the yard on to the road and it got hit by 3 cars back to back and died.

And from that day on the myth was called the headless farmer, he had no head. THE END

By Drew
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