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The Stinky Cheese Man

A myth submitted to the site by Katie Smith

Scunthorpe, England

One day a women and man lived in a little cottage. As time went on, the women said "is it just me or are we all a bit lonely"
"Yes we should make a man out of stinky cheese "
So thats what they did , the women got her cheese and the man put it in the oven.
After a while they took it out of the oven and the stinky cheese man said "I'll run and run as fast as I can, you cant catch me I'm the stinky cheese man "
The man and woman couldn't be bothered because he smelt that bad.

Next The stinky cheese man met a cow the caw said " ohh what is that smell !!!!!"
The stinky cheese man said " I'll run and run as fast as I can you Cant catch me I'm the stinky cheese man "
Then he met a fox he said to the fox " please take me over the river "
The fox said "ok"
So the fox took him over but while he was swimming he sai "oh what is that smell "
And suddenly he fell on his side in to the river and the cheese man fell apart
The end

By Katie Smith
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