There was once a funny coloured panda who was white and didnt have any friends except for zilly the zebra.

They both went down the park and played on the slide the see saw and the swing. Zilly pushed him so hard that he went flying up in the air and landed face and all four paws straight in a pile of ink.

Everyone liked it and so did I so thats why from that day onwards hes never had a bath. And thats how the panda got his patches!!!!!!!!