Once upon a time there was a man named Joseph he was kind and honest.
One day tiddy mun disappeard. All the town asked the wise woman for help.
"We need your help "said one man.
"We need a new tiddy mun"said onther.
"Ill help you"said the wise woman."on one condition".
"What do you want some £s?"asked a man.
"NO!" SAID THE WOMAN.I want a sacrifice.
"WELL NONE OF US WANT TO DIE!".
"Ill do it" said Joseph.
"Good" said the wise woman.
"ok then wise girl, how are you going to give us a new tiddy mun, eh?", said a man.
"I just have" said the wise woman. "the sacrifice was the new tiddy mun".
So Joseph became the new Tiddy Mun.